RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This is how I feel right now, despite copious crystal charging and chakra cleansing at reflexology today. I was very much pinning my hopes on having my tattoo in my grubby mitts by now, i am sincerely hoping I haven't been conned as the delivery company doesn't seem to have a contact number and pessimism has suddenly taken me over and removed the rose tinted 'Aaaaawww my own Sak Yant designed by a real life buddhist monk' specs. Silly silly me, but not surprising at all, I am a sucker for this kind of stuff. I just hope my pessimism is misplaced and my protective tatt is winging it's way....I just hope the Thai script doesn't actually mean 'your bum stinks and you look like a warthog' or something equally of amusement to my daughter.
Anyway, so, I am BALD !! ish....shaved bonce.
I channeled my inner punky Sigourny Weaver, my daughter just laughed at my baldness, I actually wanted to keep the mohican and invest in some patent purple 18 hole DM's and really get into the punk vibe I would love it, it conjured up the rebellious streak and freedom of expression you get when you are 18 just discovering what makes you tick and pushing the boundaries, not caring what people think and having impromptu adventures. I had secretly worn a Sigourney style vest top under my top to remind me to get into the 'alien' bashing ethos, (alien, obviously being cancer, and yes....well you see where I was going....bit lame/crass....I liked it though :) it was liberating. I reckon I could just about don a combat miniskirt and stomp about town throwing wildflower seed balls at people for them to plant......A punk eco warrior that's what I could be 'Plant wild seeds for the bee's you bloody bastards and stop using plastic stuff, save the planet rrrrrraaaaaaaa' It is all in my head....instead I will very quietly wear my wig under my hat and carry on as normal......or will I? ooooh too tempting to be bald and eccentric........
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